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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Life Hacking

Life Hacking is the act of making small tweaks to everyday activities in an effort to make them easier and more efficient. Often times this can be computer or desktop related, but is not entirely so.
"Frank was Life Hacking his fridge to make it more efficient."

"I life hacked my Windows XP to take up less system resources."
by ars morendi May 22, 2009
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hocking ham

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.
by Montus September 14, 2007
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Haskins,Ohio

A place where all the hood rats and ballers live. Just kidding its a small town in ohio surrounded by fields and sex predators living within 500 feet of school.
This Guy: Lets go to Haskins,Ohio!
Other Guy: Ok!
(5 mins later)
This Guy: Were here
Other Guy:This blows
by ThisGuyFarms419 May 22, 2011
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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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hawkins

a form of the female species, an extremely hot form, that blows your mind away when u see one!
but also, may suffer from bad farts!
"man, that bitch is hawkins like no other!" or
""dduuuudde, did she jus lay a hawkins!?!"
by pbibby69 January 1, 2008
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