by Miss Fathers March 07, 2004
Get the Neal Hillbilly Oakley mug.The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 08, 2019
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“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
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“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
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by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015
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by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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by 559munch August 24, 2023
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by King rcj November 25, 2021
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