Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY

Vagina hair

by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004

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hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

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Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.

Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!

by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023

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Hillbilly bathtub

When you have a tub of bath water used by unknown multiple people for a sexual encounter.

Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.

by LHCPITBULL August 30, 2025

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