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Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY
by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004
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hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
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Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
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urban hillbilly

There usually young men from mid teens to early 20s who are usually loners who don't like to associate with any particular social trend or norm. They usually live in small rural towns where they don't really fit in. They are the type that wears leather jackets in the spring and uses exes gel in his hair and when he grows up hopes to move out of his small town to a big city
"Man that boy over there kinda of a loner in this small town what a urban hillbilly"
by otto36 June 21, 2015
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Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion
by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021
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hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”
bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
by cj2k24 April 19, 2024
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Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face
by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021
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