You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".
"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"
"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022

by Stace1972 October 19, 2023

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."
"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
Heard/hearding
"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
Heard/hearding
by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022
