Grumpatron

A grumpy person, or a state of grumpiness that comes over a normal person; causing the afflicted person to make snappy rude remarks and become very unsocial.

Ryan won't go to the movies because he's a grumpatron, and nobody likes his company anyways.

by Xumill January 21, 2010

Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 1, 2017

grumpled

A kid on ps4 who goes sweaty mode on every game he plays . He doesn’t play around he’s competitive af.

Me: man who is this sweaty kid named grumpled

grumpled: gg you trash this is my lobby

by boi you ugly April 22, 2018

Grumpelstiltskin

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name

Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)

by Jessie L June 13, 2007

Grumper

A very humorous word for poop.

Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!

by benwad934 March 30, 2004

grumplepuss

A sexually interested river dolphin; that through which the theory of relativity has been proven to of been in existence throughout the 19th century, in rare areas of the island of St. Lucia. An interest in the grumplepuss was sparked in the 80's after a hit song "Grumpuss 'n da Basement" by Nelly. It was released on his album Country Grammer.

"Arkantose disregarded the grumplepuss's lust and kept on swimming!"

by William Hart February 26, 2008