Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Josh Gardiner

An amazing boy who I fell in love with. He is sweet, funny, kind and a heartbreaker.

I especially love his eyes they are gorgeous.
Honestly he's the one thaty keeps my heart beating and makes me smile.

I really love that guy called Josh Gardiner

by BeautyThroughBrokenGlass October 31, 2011

whole grains

When you "bread" her so good it's wholesome.

Wow you really gave her the whole grains last night!

by jonstevens March 11, 2018

sippin da grain

drinking beer, usually intentionally to get intoxicated..

"ya man, i love sippin da grain! les get wasted friday!"

by collin ae November 6, 2007

Graving

An intense craving for gravy.

Most prevalent near Thanksgiving time.

"Man, good thing Thanksgiving dinner is tomorrow. I've been having wicked gravings all week.

by Unkle Tom January 5, 2011

grainus

Quite possibly the most high fiber fictional grain breakfast cereal ever. Also quite possible the most repugnantly named fictional grain breakfast cereal ever.

B-Hole Bradley: "I got explosions from within the anus!"

Alejandro: "You must have been chowing on Grainus."

by Big P-Myth February 16, 2005