Goon

A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit

I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.

by Hammock Sways October 5, 2011

goon

the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.

cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 29, 2007

goon squad

A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.

I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.

by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011

Goon

a) A group of men who terrorize Great Neck North with a swag that no Gremlin or Goblin can match.

a) The groups of goons, goblins and gremlins went out, while Ben Sed was stuck at home watching Sammy and Raphi.

b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match

by GoonzToGoblinz January 3, 2011

Goon City

1. An extremely sketchy house, place, or store
2. A group of lowly-looking individuals
3. A group of douchebags

1. "holy shit there is no furniture in this house! This place is goon city!"
2. "you see those guys in black hoodies over there? Man that's goon city right there"
3. "wow look at all those fags with the hair gel. Goon city"

by RootBeer July 17, 2012

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003

Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.

1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)

by Aspirex November 17, 2005