Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person

Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.

by JThungstrom July 10, 2006

twat gobbler

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.

Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!

by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006

gobble and cheese

a person giving oral sex to a man that tastes of cheese, and has babybell tucked under his foreskin

the man tasted of babybell he had not washed for sooo long, it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster September 13, 2008

the goblet

The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily

Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.

by Dan-The originator of the goblet-Bizzle October 11, 2006

gobbler

1) A male turkey.
2) A woman of loose morals. Short for cockgobbler.

1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2007