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Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.
Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.
by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017
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lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.
"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."
by jh January 17, 2005
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Goggle Head

A nickname given to the goggle wearing leader in each season of Digimon.
"Taichi, Daisuke, Takato, and Takuya are all Goggle Heads."
by Jijimon July 26, 2004
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ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
by s12 January 18, 2009
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Goggle

Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.
N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-
by Psudonym1212 June 22, 2009
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Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009
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small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.
-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."
by and by April 18, 2009
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