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Goddess

1. Any sort of god, deity, or anything that is worshipped and female
by Happy Birthday Mama August 13, 2019
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Goddessing

Any activity that involves self care and community
This weekend I will be goddessing with my friends doing chakra dancing, facials, walks on the beach, smelling roses and drinking wine.
by Gold berry February 14, 2020
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gas of the gods

A hot girl's fart
Hot Girl: *farts
Guy: *breathes in deep, "Gas of the gods"
by JFPyeahuknowme September 23, 2017
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GoddessRain

Did you see the elegance in her stride?!?!?! She is a TOTAL GoddessRain!
by Saerah March 3, 2005
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Godless Douche Monster

(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch
Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!
by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009
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Wet Goddess

A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
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