Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
by Grndzro619 December 19, 2008
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Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
by imsizzle December 13, 2010
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glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed
Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.
by Hairy weiner February 22, 2005
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glory hole

a hole in a booth that is "supposed" to be used for viewing porn film clips usually found in the back of a porn store. there is a row of booths each sharing a wall with the next one, and there is a hole in each wall separating the booths. homos go there and suck dick, or get their dicks sucked by other fags on the other side of the wall, by sucking a dick that comes through the hole, or sticking their dick through the hole into a gay faggot's mouth pussy on the other side
ahhh man, did you hear, steve was spotted down at the porn store wiping his mouth and leaving the glory hole booths last week
by gloryhole dick breaker offer August 10, 2009
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Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.
Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.
by Vault September 30, 2006
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glory juice

semen (cum, ejaculate, jizz, jism, love juice, sperm spooge, spunk, meat nectar)
I sprayed my glory juice all over her.
by Ash10909 June 11, 2010
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