Garth

Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth

Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?

by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 21, 2019

Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

girt

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

girthy

Not scrawny, like Kami

Most Americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food

by Bill E. Naire September 16, 2008

Girthy

A cock that is considerably large in width

Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy

by Edgy headass June 2, 2018

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016