Guidneck

A truck-driving Texan who embraces the New Jersey lifestyle. Usually, with dyed orange skin and a very tight t-shirt packed with steroid built muscles.

I hate the Guidnecks who live next door to me. Each week they have a Jersey Shore watching party. Maybe they should move to Jersey?

by AustinShredman February 11, 2010

guido

faggot guys that are italian and wear wifebeaters and have very small penis'

mikey's spiked hair makes him look guido

by spf09 October 5, 2007

guido

someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.

Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!

by NorthShorian March 27, 2008

guido

Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.

herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

made with absolutely no love

by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007

guido

A person who wears tight popped collared shirts either burgundy or white, and always unbuttoned to show off their chest, and wears nike boots with tight designer jeans. Prefers techno music at the club. Also, always had a black beanie handy. Coming from an Italian descent.

guidoItalian new york new jerseygreasy

by nickbuccola<3newyork March 17, 2009

la rosa de guadalupe

a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)

people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs

by p-sped762 December 6, 2019

guido dance

A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.

man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.

by twosneaks October 13, 2009