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Greasy Damian

The after act, in which you have just finished Fisting an asshole into prolapse, then spitting salt directly into the anus.
Royce, received a Greasy Damian last night after the night out with the boys
by LordOfDecks July 22, 2017
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greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.
I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.
by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023
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Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.
"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."
by Savu March 16, 2023
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The Greasy Windmill

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.
Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!
by K-antelope December 1, 2015
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Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 9, 2015
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Greasy Owl

the act of making your husband grease up his pet owl before you force it into his anus to assert your dominance in the bedroom
Last night Cyla gave me a greasy owl... it hurt but it was worth it
by PoggingtonBear June 8, 2022
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Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.
She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.
by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010
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