Grandma

Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.

Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels

I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 20, 2019

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Grandma Ugh

17:00 in Jaws: The revenge, alternative name for Ellen Brody

Ugh... Ugh (grandma ugh)

by Maggie's boy April 12, 2019

grandma slut

your grandma that fucked many guys while in ww2.

dude you have a grandma slut.

by zeediss October 7, 2019

Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.

My grandma Turid is so nice!

by Lundii December 5, 2019

Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.

Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.

by Random ldiot June 12, 2020