gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

gomer

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"

We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...

by Corbinowitz June 11, 2006

gomer

Derogatory term for an old person.

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012

Gomezing

(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)

Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing

That man has a nose built for gomezing

(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.

by anewparkvictim October 27, 2008

gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....

"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"

by j.lew August 30, 2003

gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010

Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.

Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.

by JJ UNL 517 December 30, 2007