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garloid

How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
by TheLooo November 1, 2020
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Garlic

a "buzz word", like the phrase "your mom", used to relieve tension.
Created in a concrete apartment building in Lithuania by a Swede.
Hugo: Hey Kasey, guess what?
Kasey: What?
Hugo: Garlic.
Kasey: Ahh, you got me!
by ksy. March 30, 2009
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garland bro

A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas.

A Garland Bro has:

1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.

4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A: Hey, what ever happened to Luke or Javier?
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
by AlanSGU June 10, 2011
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Garlem Shake

gangnam style and Harlem shake combined in a dance video
I dare you to do a garlem shake video!

What is that?

Ummm... gangnam style and Harlem shake combined.

-.-
by hecate10125 February 18, 2013
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Garlic Knot

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.
by DC Jugs October 21, 2019
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marshall wayne garland

Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
by dr scott March 4, 2004
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Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.
Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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