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kung fu

1) Chinese fo "Skill learned over time".

2) The martial art that is shown off in movies, but is rarely practical for the casual person. Only useful if one dedicates hours a day to it.

3) To physically attack

4) What happens when you cook a cat and call it crispy duck.
"I'm gonna kung fu yo ass"


"mmmm... duck"
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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Fu man Chu

When a guy blows his load on a girls face (specifically on the upper lip) and it drips down on either side of the girl's mouth.
Did you see that guy blast on that chick's face?

He totally "fu man chu - ed" her
by sperm donorz February 20, 2011
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Kung-Fu Chicken

A Kung-Fu master who talks about how great Kung-fu is, and how it is much better than any and all other martial arts, but, when you offer to do some full contact sparring with him, even with rules, and gear, and a neutral referee, he just CHICKENS OUT!
Jet Li says that Kung-Fu is the best, but, he refuses to fight Matt Hughes! What a Kung-Fu Chicken! MMA rules!
by The Grapplin' Chaplain July 28, 2006
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sheng fu

a person who thinks they are a hacker and a messiah
by adog July 7, 2003
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tp fu

I tp fued his sister.
by Dangermonk March 6, 2004
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Kung Fu

An often misinterpreted Chinese word group that means, "To expend energy." Kung Fu is not a martial art, but rather a philosophy. It is a method by which to perform a task.
Kung Fu is kinda like the 70's version of Fung Sheu.
by Buzz Geiss April 24, 2004
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Kung-fu jesus

by CommiePinko December 24, 2008
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