floofenshtowza

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud

that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza

by yims October 17, 2009

Floobs

to have floobs is to have developed flab around the chest area which then forms boobs.

females can also have floobs, this is when the enormous amounts of fat the female has on her body grants her, enormous breastasis. these are not boobs, they are FLOOBS.

dude look at that womens fat
yeah she has mad floobs

by jts0910 March 26, 2010

floofy tail

Furry term denoting a very soft amiable male/female furry ass/vagina. (possibly both in the case of female furry)

"That is one nice piece of floofy tail." floofy tail

by Jay_the_Dead February 21, 2018

Floofy

A male's butt that has the perfect amont of flatness and poofiness - not too flat, and not too poofy! Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

(n)
Chris Evans has a floofy.
(adv)
Tom Daley's butt is so floofy!

by Singeatsleep August 7, 2012

foofs

a foofs is a word to describe a super fat dog.

the dog was looking really foofs the other night so it got a haircut.

by bubble12345678910987654321 June 11, 2008

Floose

Something an autistic 4 year old says for some reason. Used in a derogatory manner to confuse and enrage all of those within the range of the word's effect. Used in a New England accent.

Turd. Shart. Floose!

by Floosie May 10, 2018

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009