Flaboscus

Alternate spelling: Phlaboskus
V. Flabosking

A large penis possessing many magical powers. Only found on blessed Swedes.

Using his flaboscus's mind control power, Steven raised an army of women.

by TheFlyingSwede March 12, 2004

Flamborant

The fashion of flamingos.

Wow your pink dress is very flamborant !

by gandhja man March 27, 2020

Flavored Condom

A gay man who wants to have sexual intercourse with another man, notifying him by giving him a condom as a present. Especially, a flavored condom.

Ben "I got you something cool for your birthday."
Jeremy "Really dude? Thanks, what is it?"
Ben "A flavored condom"
Jeremy "NO BEN! I'm not gay, I will not have sex with you! I like women!"

by shepj November 3, 2007

cheese flavored dick

the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.

Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?

by mad cheesin April 10, 2009

taco flavored kisses

kissing with the taste of a hairy taco on your lips

by jolly July 24, 2003

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

flavorgasm

to eat something so tasty you have an orgasm

She had a flavorgasm after tasting that popcorn

by hornyboy14 December 16, 2008