Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

bottom feeding

finding out you lied and feeding the information to others.

Cathy was bottom feeding information about Justin.

by devil woman June 3, 2006

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)

You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.

by Pseudonym.alias December 14, 2016

Folding under pressure

Something Team Retribution likes to do this a lot, especially around Panda

folding under pressure just like team retribution

by Panda on top December 23, 2020

Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008