Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011

Fetch

Something that just isn't going to happen

Dave: Can we have anal?

Sarah: That's fetch!

by TheySeeMeDefining July 9, 2016

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

by Hojoscool October 8, 2009

Feacher

The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.

Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."

by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019

Felchmaster

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.

'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002