Felchmerchant 

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

Felchmerchant by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

Felch Merchant 

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

Felch Merchant by Cristiano April 27, 2006