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Fatherless

You.
You are fatherless.
by penpalll June 4, 2024
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Fatherlessness

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?
Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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fatherless

adjective
"Fatherless" in this context means a situation in which the father, faced with the
responsibility of parenthood, decides to leave the family and flee to Germany. The reason for this move may include his unwillingness to accept the role of father, but also the presence of problems, such as drug problems. This additional component of the situation highlights the deeper challenges the family faces, and such behavior can have lasting consequences for the emotional and social well-being of children. Additionally, the information about the father's imprisonment indicates the seriousness of his actions
Okic is fatherless and his dad fleed to Germany
by Tecica February 19, 2024
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Fatherhead

In Saint Lucia, it is said as a pejorative, though it is not repugnant
1) Oye, your fatherhead! (Oye you're full of crap!)

2) Move yuh fatherhead off my kitchen, child! (Move your stupid self out of my kitchen, child!)
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 4, 2024
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Fatherless Behavior

Odd or unsure behavior that would be prevented if that person had a present father figure.
Furries, therians, etc.
*watching a video about a furry*
Viewer: Fatherless Behavior
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Fatherlex

Used to describe the experience of not having a dad around, but not letting that define you. It's finding your way, your purpose, with God as your guide. The Fatherlex crew knows struggle, but also knows that hope and community make anything possible.
"Man, that test was tough, but gotta have that Fatherlex attitude and know I can still pass."
"Feeling kinda down today, but then I remembered I'm part of the Fatherlex crew. We got this."
"My brother is the best, always giving me advice. Total Fatherlex vibes from him."
by Fatherlex March 17, 2024
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