it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 13, 2009
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Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!
by Colesey.21 September 14, 2009
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The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.
beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;
Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.
Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.
Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.
Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.
by Risown November 10, 2008
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Get the Masturbation mug.Touching one's genitals to get pleasure.
Man: Touching cock, rubbing it until you groan and cum.
Woman: Stick fingers in, pump and hit g spot, rub clit, moan and scream and orgasm (squirt)
Man: Touching cock, rubbing it until you groan and cum.
Woman: Stick fingers in, pump and hit g spot, rub clit, moan and scream and orgasm (squirt)
Man: I rubbed my big cock slowly, as I groaned in pleasure, watching several videos of porn of fucking MILFs. I was so horny, I looked at my crushes instagram and was so turned on. I pumped my cock, up and down, groaning in pleasure as I imagined a tight pussy throbbing around my pulsing cock. I groaned as I cummed everywhere, fapping away in pleasure.
Woman: I watched porn of sexy men with abs, and was so horny, I fondled my tits, moaning as my nipples became hard as fuck. I ran my hands down and ripped off my pants as I rubbed my clit through my panties, soaking the thong. I moaned as my thong became transparent as of all the pussy juice dripping out of it. I thrust my fingers inside my tight pussy, pumping as quick as I can, screaming as I hit my g spot, rubbing my sexy clit as I imagined a thick long cock inside me, shivering as I thought of daddy spanking me, and screaming as I squirted everywhere.
I am rubbing my clit right now; I love masturbation.
Woman: I watched porn of sexy men with abs, and was so horny, I fondled my tits, moaning as my nipples became hard as fuck. I ran my hands down and ripped off my pants as I rubbed my clit through my panties, soaking the thong. I moaned as my thong became transparent as of all the pussy juice dripping out of it. I thrust my fingers inside my tight pussy, pumping as quick as I can, screaming as I hit my g spot, rubbing my sexy clit as I imagined a thick long cock inside me, shivering as I thought of daddy spanking me, and screaming as I squirted everywhere.
I am rubbing my clit right now; I love masturbation.
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Get the masturbation mug.One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.
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