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Fast Food Fart

When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.
My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.
by monkeymanta December 16, 2008
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Fast Food Racist

(n). Someone who is prejudiced against a certain fast food chain for no apparent reason or based on one small incident that occurred at the restaurant.
Gosh, Emily is so fast food racist when it comes to Burger King when she's never even eaten there!
Just because Erica got an onion ring in her French fries, that's no reason to be fast food racist.
by missiwantiwant April 30, 2011
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Fast Man

The fastest being alive, he speeds, and runs on the wind carrying a sword he destroys all in the path.
Homie 1: Bro did you feel that wind?
Homie 2: Yeah that must have been fast man running by
Homie 1: Holy shit...
by Shitting on the floor July 14, 2020
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fast edith

fast (adj): denoting either
1) one who is able to accelerate quickly by foot or other means or,
2) one who is sexually promiscuous

edith (n): one who holds herself in high regard because, well, dammit, she can. Of increased bearing and ability, she has been charged with defense of the world and its inhabitants, but does not necessarily take this to heart.

ergo: fast edith - superhero of the highest fallen order. lives a life of speed and wanton living.

antonyms: stupid-pitiful-and-gay-trey, waste of space, lying whore, 13 year old girl
fast edith stood strong. she stood noble. she stood tall. even her stoop had leveled out to a degree and there was a gleam in her eye. a gleam that hadn't been there for some time. it was time for a reckoning. and fast edith wasn't one to be reckoned with ...
by Jambalaya Jefferson January 27, 2004
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Fast Five

An overrated movie riding off douchey enthusiasts hobbies (Needlessly lifting too much weights, cars they'll never afford, Trapt's 'Headstrong); Also street slang for Handjob
Tina gave me a Fast Five at Fast Five
by Kalicharan May 24, 2011
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fast as poop

how fast aphids are
kim: dang aphids r bitiing my leg
shane: lol, eat them!
drum nut kim: i will but ther fast as poop!
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Fast-Forwarder

A person who has an intense desire to immediately receive fame and/or wealth without actually putting the conventional work in or the required talent to acheive their goals.

Commonplace among Young Hollywood.
Chris- "Jesus, do you ever read the garbage that Fame Whore Kim Kardashian writes on her Twitter feed? I almost feel bad for her."

John- "Yea, shes completely detached from reality, but thats what happens when you are a Fast-Forwarder."
by visto0101 February 21, 2011
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