farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003

farting against thunder

To attempt something which, in the face of a massive adversary is equivalent to trying to drown out a thunderstorm with a feeble fart. Can also be used as an exaggerated way of describing how one's attempts at 'getting the message across' to an individual or party were met with a overpowering sense of hopelessness and futility. Often out of pure frustratrion.

Trying to speak to the manager about my complaint was useless. All she did was talk-talk and not listen. I might as well have been farting against thunder!

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

Farmington

50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.

white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 20, 2006

farring

aggressive yet incomprehensible form of speech accented by wild gestures, bizzare facial expressions and punctuated with gutteral grunts and clicks. Lacks any clearly defined consonants or vowels
synonym - violent gibberish

"What did Bob say that got him clocked?"
"Who knows!? He was drunk and and farring in th' guys face."

by lunghd October 13, 2004

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Farting

1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.

by buzzkill26 March 18, 2009

Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

by Iris Long August 31, 2014