verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic
noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all
etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart
noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all
etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart
Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.
I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.
I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.
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When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,
Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.
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Get the Fark mug.1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom
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3.Creating problems out of boredom
Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.
Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.
I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.
Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.
I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.
by Lord Farkwar November 3, 2008
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URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)
He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.
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