boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

Philadelphia experiment

An alleged experiment where a navy vessel "disappeared" or turned invisible. the people who were allegedly involved and supposed witnesses all stated instants of people being on fire and not being able to be put out and people being stuck inside of walls ceilings and other parts of the ship that had been solid before the alleged incident. one man was reported to have burned to death after over 12 agonizing hours of being dowsed in water over and over again. the project was reported to have been abandoned for being too risky to attempt again.

I hear you were a witness.

Of what?

The Philadelphia experiment!

by crartonis June 27, 2006

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

as expected

A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's action that one would presume that individual would typically do anyway.

However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.

Laura: " On the drive home, Shan and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens for support in a totally no homo way "

Allen: " As Expected."

by Allen Bo January 14, 2010

Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

experian

Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.

Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!

by File One March 12, 2004