Patient Experience

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y

Patient Experience employees be like..

Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.

Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!

by Joemmack May 14, 2019

Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.

... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.

by john_flubber January 25, 2021

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

Cameron Diaz Experience

The proper term for a colonoscopy

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.

Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!

by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023

Genuwinely: A Social Experiment

The funniest podcast ever hosted by 2 beautiful women who talk about One direction in the most nuanced and experienced ways.

Hey, have you seen the new Genuwinely: A Social Experiment podcast episode?

Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson

by Doggiewalker February 20, 2025

Pay attention to my experience

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024