Angus Experience

Commonly referred to as "The Steven Angus Experience" is something that few will ever experience...Once used as a name for a clean-up group, the name quickly caught on and is now used world wide.

Come and be a part of the Angus Experience

by The_Angus_Experience December 26, 2008

razer experience

The razer experience describes the event when a product breaks shortly after the end of warranty, which is in fact planned obsolescence.

Razer is a company which is known for their planned obsolescence and bad customer support on overpriced products, which is why it is called "razer" experience.

John: Damn, my 2500$ razer blade just broke right a month after warranty ended.
Tim: That sucks! I'm glad I had the razer experience with only a controller.

by Hectorinus March 30, 2020

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

The Girlfriend Experiment II

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.

(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022

expediate

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

by steelers172 May 13, 2010

expalin

What happens when we try to explain something to someone, but instead of providing a clear, reasonable answer we must do whatever it takes and we must not blink, Charlie, in making those tough decisions and give our convoluted response, to sound exactly like Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.

EXPALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

by Hobble Joh. November 2, 2008