Round Earther

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.

Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.

by Molun1999 May 11, 2020

earthquake party

A sketch on the comedy show "The Upright Citizens Brigade" in which a group of investigators attempt to interrogate a woman suspected of attending a recent "earthquake party" In the sketch, an "earthquake party" is one in which people either pretend that there is an earthquake going on, or they actually attempt to start an earthquake. Appears on Episode #308, the "small town show"

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens and Armageddon.

by Wheelinshirt April 3, 2005

earth to

calling someone to give them a reality slap

ugh i cant stand hansel
i know right riding in on that scooter like hes so cool
and the way he does his hair i mean ex-squeeze me but has he ever heard of styling gel?
im sure hansels heard of styling gel hes a male model
ugh earth to brent i was making a joke...
as heard in zoolander

by Sara October 23, 2004

down to earth

someone who is down to earth is someone who is humble, unassuming and unpretentious

Just call me Bill says Prince William who is very down to earth.

by akutabib February 12, 2010

Flat Earth

noun

The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.

Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

Earthworm Dick

A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The Blood has begun to enter the penis, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. The scientific term is "Boner Sublimation."

After George returned from the pool, he thought of Elaine, resulting in a half-erect Earthworm Dick.

by J.T. Jetplane April 2, 2007