premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

rejaculation

The semen that comes out after the ejaculation eruption.

After whacking it and cleaning up, I was watching TV and then when I got up ten minutes later, I felt the rejaculation on my leg.

by Mace Windu L. Jackson September 11, 2005

ejaculatory manslaughter

the act hitting something with you ejaculate directly resulting in their unwanted death.

johnny got in the way of the men during a mass bukkake and was killed due to ejaculatory manslaughter.

by dylanMo May 25, 2011

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

Ejacuation

The act of leaving the dorm room so your roommate can masturbate.

Horhay: I need to get my laptop out of the room for class but after the recent ejacuation there is no way I'm going in there.
Carlos: That sucks dude.

by maceofspades September 18, 2012

Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.

After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."

by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013

ejabulation

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017