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ex-pat

a person working outside their own country, sometimes on a fat corporate contract, sometimes as a foreign expert, sometimes just as an English teacher.

Often their pay is considerably higher than the locals and they live a life of wanton pleasure while working as little as possible.

Other times, like as an English teacher, they live better than locals but not by much and spend their leisure time searching for the best deals on local beer.

Female ex-pats tend not to get laid and grudgingly accept celibacy. Largely because they don't like the locals and the male ex-pats aren't interested in them.

The male ex-pats often receive underserved hero/rock star status from the locals, especially in Asia, and get more local pussy than they know what to do with. Which is why they ignore the ex-pat females.
Dude #1: "Hey mate, why is that ex-pat chick always so bitter and grouchy?"
Dude #2: "Because she hasn't had sex since she arrived in Asia."
Dude #1 "Really? Damn, I'm in ex-pat heaven with all the local action I'm getting. I couldn't get laid to save my life back in the UK".
by Graham Spider August 5, 2009
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Ex-Wife

A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.
"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."
by bosshogg November 13, 2016
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ex-fling

Johnny went on a date with Rachel multiple times, but then realized she just wasn't the one. Rachel considers him an ex-fling. No big deal!
by WhatAreThooosse December 22, 2015
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ex-sex

when you have sex with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend & you don't even like them.
guy 1. "dude I can't believe what you did last night!"
guy 2. "yeah man it was ex-sex, even tho I hate her."
guy 1. "stellar man."
by annieo. September 21, 2007
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ex christian

use to follow christ or the church, but now is smart enough to think for themselves.
I am now an ex christian because I realized it was all bullshit giving them my money and listening to how I was going to hell, but after I seen what the preacher's daughter was doing I knew I was going to be allright.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
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ex-hippie

middle-aged person who in the 1960's was a hippie and now works as a real estate agent, business manager, ect.
kid 1: yeah my parents cought my smoking weed the other day

kid 2: i thought they were hippies why do they care?

kid 1: yeah they were hippies, now they are ex-hippies. so they care...
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Ex-Box

Nickname/slang for your ex-girlfriend, ex-flame, ex-f*buddy.
Person 1- "Yo, has anyone seen Steve??"
Person 2- "I think he is hanging with his Ex-box tonight"
Person 1- "Again ?!?! For f*ck sake..."
by awalsh April 6, 2011
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