dookenhauser

to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool)

"dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet."

by zach mauer November 3, 2005

Dook Newkem

Simultaneously taking a shit, receiving oral sex, and eating a Newk's premium sandwich.

Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."

by Realitea May 15, 2015

scooby dook

locking youre dog in the bathroom with you when you take a dook

bugsy was overjoyed with the scooby dook we took today.

by bugsydog December 14, 2009

dook-dook

The noise that Drinky Crow makes when he drinks XXX.

Since then, it has been generalized to mean any episode of drinking like Drinky Crow.

(Drinky Crow is in the Maakies comic written by Tony Millionaire.)

Sacheezus: I'm thirsty.
Moogie: Dook-dook at the alehouse?
Sacheezus: That's a great idea! DOOK-DOOK!!

by m_mugabo October 8, 2007

dookie balls

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.

Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.

by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003

dooklear

doo-klear

Similar to nuclear only with poop.

A dooklear explosion

Zach is going to need a colostomy bag if he doesnt get his colonic dooklear melt down under control.

by Crazy Ivan May 18, 2005

dookstack

an event in which multiple participants each take turns contributing a bowel movement into a single toilet resulting in an unflushable mess.

"Hey, are you in on the dookstack? We've already got three shits in it, the janitor is going to shit when he sees that!"

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006