floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010

BSG Fast-Draw

In TV shows or movies when the character's guns mysteriously appear in their hands without being drawn.

The term BSG Fast-Draw comes from the Original Battlestar Galactica series, in which they had a problem with their oversized holsters, so they edited the scenes to simply show the pistols in their hands without showing the actors drawing the weapons.

by Overglocker November 20, 2010

Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021

full as a caterpillars sock drawer

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

by legseleven December 6, 2013

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Draw an Ace

To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.

I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.

by Baulchy666 December 22, 2008