domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.

"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"

by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domes

blowjob, head, sucking penis... its a word that is generally used by males describing thier earlier conquests

Man, did you get domes?

by lauren February 13, 2005

domestic rice

-adding a GT-R emblem to a GT mustang. the owners think it's cool, but little do they know, that GT-R belongs to Nissans.

Billy Bob has a GT-R mustang. It's one of a kind!!!

by Jelipe September 23, 2004

domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.

by akaracquel March 4, 2013

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022

shit doesn't stink

Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.

1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.

2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink

by FederalQ2B July 31, 2006