"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."
by Drew May 15, 2004
A strong sexual attraction to men or women who genuinely enjoy a dorky hobby in their freetime i.e. Anime, Star Trek/Wars, Computers, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering, WoW, Chess, Good bands nobody has heard of, etc. This hobby somehow adds a dimension to their personality which makes them more complicated than the majority, which in turn makes them irresistable.
At first I thought Derek was sort of cute but a little bland. But after we watched anime together and he showed me his Magic card deck I wanted him inside of me immediately. I have a dork fetish.
by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 3, 2011
the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.
by the pep squad February 24, 2005
a female who is defined by what she says and how she acts. Particularly those acting nerdy and unashamed of what those around them think of their actions which are often foolish and hard for others to relate to.
by Brian the author March 2, 2006
Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
A word that means silly, if you are called a dork fish it means you did somehing stupid but n one wants to call you stupid.
by Darkness_WIthin June 12, 2006
another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.
by Francis Manley August 7, 2006