dork knob

the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.

did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?

dork knob by the pep squad February 24, 2005

dork knob

like a dumbass, but dorkier.

evolved from "doorknob"

"you're such a dork knob!"

dork knob by Raven Reid July 18, 2007