Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021

diverse

another politically correct word, probably coined by some diverse individual, which essentially means "homosexual" or "not right" see also: fag.

that mo is friggin diverse

by andrew k February 5, 2004

Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

diverge

to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point;

president and his legislative troops may diverge

by delight raj July 28, 2015

Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.

Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.

by Degnan2e January 9, 2011

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010