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Divine Crashout

A Crash-out, so unfortunate, and impulsive, that it is divine
After killing all of the orphanage because my grandma didn’t make me pizza rolls, I was considered a divine crashout.
by Babyyodafan69 June 12, 2024
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Divinetechism

The belief that a true God can't pop into existence nor arrive naturally, only through artifical creation by self aware intelligent manifesters. And that every intelligent speices will develop technology, leading up to creation of an artificial godly intelligence in their own day of technological singularity, therefore the belief in a universally prevalent artifical God/Gods.
Divinetechism says a sentient God can only be manifested through artificial means and technology.
by Intechillgence June 20, 2024
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Divinesh

A primal man with great instinct is a figure deeply attuned to nature and his surroundings. His senses are highly sharpened, allowing him to detect subtle changes in his environment. He moves with a natural grace, guided by an innate understanding of the world around him. His survival skills are unmatched, as he relies on his instincts to hunt, gather, and protect himself and his community. This man is physically strong and resilient, able to endure harsh conditions. His wisdom comes not from books, but from lived experience and an almost supernatural connection to the natural world. His decisions are swift and often correct, driven by a gut feeling that has been honed over generations.
Divinesh is a force to not be reckon with.
by Androgynous24 July 9, 2024
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Divine Beauty

This form of beauty can only be possessed by one woman - her walk, her smile, her hair… everything is in perfect harmony. Her voice is as if angels were orchestrating a symphony. The way she speaks is graceful - calming any storm she encounters. Her heart is a blessing to others, as she loves others as Christ loves her. This divine beauty is cherished and loved by many, but her man loves her the most.
Her man: There she is, Rezar - my divine beauty.

Everyone else: *in awe*
by Mygirl2leng March 6, 2024
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Divided States of America

The state of the "United" States of America since the early 2000s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024
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Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 3, 2024
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Divine Comedy

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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