Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

weapon used that destructs your ass. how much clearer can you get? its pretty self explainitory.

oh, watch out for the explosion, he's gonna use his weapon of ass destruction again.

by da cheeseballa September 4, 2003

Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.

Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.

by thetrapper December 28, 2010

weapon of ass destruction

What you get when you eat Taco Bell food.

That burrito I ate three hours ago turned into a diaarheal weapon on mass destruction.

by Chihuahua August 24, 2003

distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle

Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!

by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016

distrubmonoultramicroslostivouscovolcanodisorientate

The stated of being utterly disturbed and lost in life, and contemplating life choices.

Guy1: man I have just being distrubmonoultramicroslostivouscovolcanodisorientate lately.
Guy2: what does that mean?
Guy1: basically lost in life.
Guy2: must suck

by DanTheNoobie April 29, 2021

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023