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Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!
Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high
by You will never see August 5, 2019
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Canterbury And District

A game overrun by u13 shitty bus drivers and has niki minaj stans in it, it is also well known for having nonces.
Make sure if you see a nonce from Canterbury and District you run.
by Eboy1237197 January 15, 2022
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Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.
"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"
by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008
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ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
by idiot_bag December 30, 2007
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The Red Light District

Incredible album put together by the dirty south's sickest lyricest, Ludacris. Fuck that T.I. King of the South talk. Ludacris's 4th album off Def JAm/DTP
1 Intro
2 Number One Spot- An incre
3 Get Back
4 Put Your Money
5 Blueberry Yum Yum
6 Child Of The Night
7 The Potion
8 Too Much
9 Spur Of The Moment
10 Who Not Me
11 Large Amounts
12 Pimpin' All Over The World
13 Two Miles An Hour
14 Hopeless
15 Virgo

Here's a list of shitty rappers that many people regard to be better than Ludacris but are wrong:
Chingy- Faggot who should die for helping to ruin rap with his candy ass garbage.

Nelly- Another one who sucks dick, but, I give him props for trying new shit.

Cassidy- MAkes shitty girly joints like ''Hotel'', and ''Get No Better'' then expects people to take''I'm a Hustler''(His new shitty single look out for that) seriously.

Baby/Anyone on Ca$h Money- Stupid ass muthafuckas who also did a number on rap with their gimmicky asses with shit like ''Bling Bling'' A quer ass term that a bunch of stupid ass Suburban Old women think is funny, along with stupid other white people

Thank God for Ludacris
by Oscar January 3, 2005
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Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.
Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*
by pi@noguy January 6, 2011
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Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting
A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.
by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020
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