Disaster central

When everything goes wrong, and you need to express how much of a tragedy things are.

Could anything else go wrong today? It’s disaster central!

by Danniw February 4, 2026

disaster

The Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals vs the Florida Panthers

The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster

Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster

by 12mps June 17, 2025

disastor

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.

From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

Cultural Disaster

The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.

Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.

A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."

See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho

by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010

tunnel disaster

The remains after an anal rapage.

You should get that tunnel disaster checked out. Its looking rough.

by jack6lei August 28, 2010

hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

by jrebel February 20, 2011

Chislick Disaster

The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.

It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!

by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011