Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

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diet radish

diet radish is a phrase used when you just ate someone out and get poop smears on your mouth area

hey honey, i just got diet radished

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Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

Diet Sprite by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

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When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

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"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

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A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

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human 1: does diet lite support trans rights?

human 2: yes they do!

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