diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Suicide Diarrhea

To have diarrhea so painful, either through burning, squirting, or plastering your porcelain throne with feces. During this process, the pain drives you to thoughts of suicide or wishing you were dead, hence suicide.

Joe: Where's Ted?

Tim: He is cowering in bed after the suicide diarrhea of a lifetime.

by Wolffe620 October 1, 2011

laxative diarrhea

When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.

My girlfriend put a a bunch of laxatives in my food, and now I have laxative diarrhea

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

Constipation and diarrhea

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

by Scrounder September 18, 2012

Verbal Diarrhea

1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.

2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.

Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.

Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.

by CatherineCurran May 22, 2006

diart

Diart is loved by all gets alot of kisses,Diart is a real playa.Diart is a beast at sports and he dominates everyone .

Diart will dominate you at basketball.

by Weber38 June 17, 2016

Diary

A recording of one's inner thoughts and emotions. A place for one to vent their emotions/thoughts on. And also, eventually a place for someone else to read and realize the past thoughts of the previous user.

Carla wrote in her diary every night, and said what she thought about everyone around her, and how her day went.

by Anndi August 29, 2003