by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020
Get the Danishmug. When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the danish glazemug. Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.
Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.
Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.
by fredfig March 28, 2024
Get the Danish Pancakemug. When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave
by Guttilmur April 9, 2024
Get the Danish teambuilder effectmug. When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
Get the Danish Icehammermug. by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023
Get the danishmug. A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 13, 2024
Get the Danish Windmill Experiencemug.