friend dump 

To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.

"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."

friend dump by karling January 20, 2007

dumpster puppy 

Dumpsters puppy refers to the act of taking a shit in the middle of the night in a back ally trash can.

Ronny: Oh man I really need to take a dump, but the line for the bathroom at this club is so long.
Donny: Easy just go lay dumpster puppy.

dumpster puppy by Cernem January 15, 2017

angry dump 

a painful bowel movement after consuming spicy food

I took an angry dump after that nacho platter

angry dump by buzz worthington September 19, 2009

butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

butter dump by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

nervous dump 

A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

nervous dump by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006

dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

dumpster pirate by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

Dump Session by Agatster February 14, 2009