Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh

That bitch was giving me crystal head

by Rozak May 24, 2018

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock

hey whore get some of this skin crystal!

by Doxsq April 21, 2019

Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017

Crystal palace

The best club to grace the earth

The best club in the world is Crystal palace

by the true name of james gimson October 5, 2022

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

by Tourists... April 7, 2005