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Crystal crib

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
mugGet the Crystal cribmug.

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
mugGet the crystal geysermug.

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
mugGet the crystal Rosemug.

Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
mugGet the Crystal Palacemug.

booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015
mugGet the booty crystalsmug.

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.
by Tourists... April 7, 2005
mugGet the billy crystalmug.

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