cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

by Ted monster March 7, 2015

cryptorchild

a fucking awsome song by marilyn manson.

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "

by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008

Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

Crypt-keeper

(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.

This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.

"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"

by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004